|Name: Derek J. Ault
Hair Color: Frizzy brown
Eye Color: Red
Height: I'm tall enough to ride most roller coasters
Weight: skinny-ass white boy
Other Instrument: speculum, forceps
Former Band(s): "Smashed Infant" (punk band)
"Gelatinous Ass" (metal), "My Sister's Panties" (I don't know how to describe that one)
Favorite Junk Food: trans fats
Most Embarassing Moment In Viceroy: Taking a leak at
the studio with a live mike in the bathroom.
When I grow up I wanna be: a kid.
Favorite Band: This band from Australia with a
certain pint-sized guitar picker.
Song I wish I'd written: Happy Birthday! (royalties!)
What I like about...
Nick: When he loans me guitars
Scotty: He makes the announcements at our gigs.
Joey: That hair!
Best Viceroy song to "get some" to: Yer Gonna Have To YELL It! (For obvious reasons!)